Friday, December 30, 2005

Can't Not.

Yes, I know it's has absolutely nothing to do with anything even vaguely important but I simply can't resist stuff like this:

1. Beatles, Stones or Beach Boys? Beatles.
2. Kant, Hegel, Marx? Kant. I feel so dirty now.
3. Cluedo, Monopoly, Scrabble? Cluedo.
4. Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Robert Redford? Too difficult..
5. Bach, Beethoven, Mozart? Mozart.
6. Australia, Canada, New Zealand? Canada.
7. Groucho, Chico, Harpo? Groucho.
8. Morning, afternoon, evening? Four legs, two legs, three legs.
9. Bridge, Canasta, Poker? Poker, unless the ghost of Iain Macleod is in town.
10. Fargo, The Big Lebowski, O Brother, Where Art Thou? Big Lebowski.
11. Hobbes, Locke, Rousseau? Locke. Why couldn't Hobbes be an option in question 2?
12. Cricket, football, rugby? Cricket.
13. Jane Austen, Charlotte Bronte, Emily Bronte? The brother because apparently he died standing up.
14. Parker, Gillespie, Monk? Monk.
15. Arsenal, Chelsea, Tottenham? Up the Arse.
16. Cheers, Friends, Seinfeld? Frasier and Curb your Enthusiasm.
17. Henry Fonda, Cary Grant, Jimmy Stewart? It's Sophie's Choice, you sadistic bastard.
18. France, Germany, Italy? Italy.
19. Apple, orange, banana? Apple.
20. Statham, Tyson, Trueman? Trueman.
21. Rio Bravo, El Dorado, Rio Lobo? Rio Bravo.
22. Katharine Hepburn, Meryl Streep, Ingrid Bergman? Streep.
23. Chinese, Indian, Thai? Depends on my mood. Thai comes a poor third..
24. Handel, Scarlatti, Vivaldi? Handel.
25. Oasis, Radiohead, Blur? Blur.
26. Fawlty Towers, The Young Ones, Yes Minister? Fawlty Towers.
27. Chekhov, Ibsen, Shaw? Ibsen.
28. American football, baseball, basketball? Baseball.
29. FDR, JFK, Bill Clinton? The inferior of the two Roosevelt presidents..
30. Lenin, Luxemburg, Trotsky? No thanks.
31. Paris, Rome, New York? Paris or NYNY.
32. Fitzgerald, Hemingway, Steinbeck? Steinbeck.
33. Blue, green, red? Blue.
34. Guys and Dolls, My Fair Lady, West Side Story? My Fair Lady.
35. J.S. Mill, John Rawls, Robert Nozick? Mill.
36. Armstrong, Ellington, Goodman? Armstrong. Anyone who picks Goodman is insane.
37. Ireland, Scotland, Wales (at rugby)? Wales.
38. The Sopranos, 24, Six Feet Under? 24.
39. Friday, Saturday, Sunday? Saturday.
40. Hamlet, Macbeth, King Lear? Macbeth.
41. Fried, boiled, scrambled (eggs)? Boiled.
42. Paths of Glory, Cross of Iron, Saving Private Ryan? Cross of Iron.
43. England, Australia, West Indies (at cricket)? England.
44. Chabrol, Godard, Truffaut? Why thank you Andre, I'll have the veal piccata.
45. Bringing It All Back Home, Blonde on Blonde, Blood on the Tracks? Blonde on Blonde sounds kinky. Therefore Blonde on Blonde.
46. Trains, planes, automobiles? All of them..
47. North By Northwest, Psycho, Vertigo? North by Northwest.
48. Third, Fourth, Fifth (Beethoven Piano Concerto)? Fifth.
49. Coffee, tea, chocolate? Tea.
50. Cardiff, Edinburgh, Dublin? Edinburgh.

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